January 2012
3 posts
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
October 2011
2 posts
Oct 30th
1 note
1 tag
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
When you press ‘like’ instead of ‘back’ while stalking someone you’re not friends with on Facebook.
Oct 9th
1 note
September 2011
3 posts
Sep 27th
2 notes
Sep 18th
3 notes
4 tags
Sep 14th
March 2011
2 posts
Mar 17th
Mar 12th
1 note
January 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Jan 31st
1 note
obviously, a catastrophe.
Jan 17th
Jan 12th
December 2010
4 posts
2 tags
Dec 28th
Dec 16th
1 note
Dec 14th
1 tag
The case of the mondays...
was just cured by a nap, I feel great. I don’t know why I’ve always been so hesitant to take a nap when I have nothing to do. Now that I think about it… I have wasted so many afternoons not napping, its a cruel realization. Mondays are officially for napping now.
Dec 14th
November 2010
3 posts
Nov 18th
“So don’t think I’m pushing you away When you’re the one that...”
– THE XX
Nov 11th
1 tag
Nov 11th
April 2010
1 post
Apr 3rd
January 2010
4 posts
Jan 25th
1 tag
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
1 tag
Jan 23rd
December 2009
5 posts
Dec 25th
1 tag
Dec 19th
Dec 14th
sunday nights...
Take-out at its finest.
Dec 14th
gag.
Apparently, being a good friend = puke all over my shoes. Why was I sober enough to help half carry someone out of the bar? if only my feet had faster reflexes… I vow to not make the same mistakes. Next time, tilt their head back and let them drown in their own vomit. -ps. I’ll be sending you the bill.
Dec 7th
November 2009
2 posts
A day in the life of...
AM through PM. Various states of undress. ALARRRMM…Rise, Shower, Moisturize.  Hums to himself while flicking through impressive wardrobe.  White cotton shirt, Definitely. Stuff to do today. More changes.  Lifes hard. Thinks: if I can’t see them (pulls jacket over head), they can’t see me.  Less trouble that way.  Does stuff, comes back. BED.
Nov 24th
First post.
this is… Moi. I have always wanted to start an online journal …I guess I find the idea of a little narcissistic shrine blog enthralling. and now I finally composed myself for this first post. I promise not to make this an ostentatious display. PS. English Nazis be warned. this is a blog, not a thesis.
Nov 17th